Have you heard some of the reasons I hate going to Disney?

I am at Disney with my mom and daughter and I love spending time with my family. I love getting that quality fun time in. I love shopping for keepsakes with my kid. I love being a father especially in this moment.

Now for what I hate:

1. You dummy in the back of the Muppet Theater with your screaming baby. We all would appreciate it if you took your unhappy child out of the theater so this can still be the happiest place on Earth for at least the next 6 or 7 minutes.

2. You should feel obligated to not only shower but use deodorant up to the strength you need. If you need a prescription strength deodorant go the extra mile and get it. But the key here is be honest with yourself and take care of your BO!

3. I have two kids of my own. I know how the birthing process works. I do not want your kids' heads up my butt because first of all I am a MAN, and second they are already out of the womb
of some else. They are not my kids and I don't want them. Grab your kid by his grubby
chocolate covered hand and get control of him or her!

4. This is America! I realize you might be from some foreign country but at have enough
respect to learn and use English while you are here. It is still the National Language.

5. Entrances and aisles are not a place to park your stroller(see point 6 on strollers)and
take pictures. I know you want to capture the moment but, please capture it away from the entrance of shops.

6. STROLLERS!!! Disney should charge $400 extra per stroller. If your child can't walk they
should not be at Disney. I have seen 7 and 8 year olds in strollers. That is sick to me. That is piss poor lazy.

I realize Disney is a kids place but the parents have to stay sane too. It's bad enough we
have to worry about our own kids. Now we have to worry about your kids, body odor, space taking, and impolite behaviors.

***Authors Edit October 24, 2010: I am now sick. This is because parents refuse to teach their children to cover their mouths when they cough and sneeze. Because of you, mom and dad, your child has infected at least one other person with their sickness, you disgusting pig. I hope you are sharing in my magic moment here at Disney. My wish is that you can't sleep while you are here so you can be miserable too!